"Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky ..." joke

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, "Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!""Dinna worry, Minister," smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. "There's no risk of you starting now!"

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