"Jackin off" joke

there was a woman in the ghetto who was pregnant with triplets, so the woman goes into the store one day and gets shot three times one in each womb when she went to the doctor he said they will be alright but will be some side effects one of the girls comes in and says mom i peed a bullet she says its alright i got shot thirteen years ago another girl comes in and says i peed a bullet she says its alright and then the boy comes in and is ballin his eyes out crying and his mom asks did you pee a bullet? he said no i was jackin off and i shot the dog.

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