"Irish dying" joke
An Irishman was dying and his wife was at his bedside.
She says: "Pat, you've been a wonderful husband all these years. Is there anything at all that I can do for you before you go."
Pat says: "No Mary, nothing at all."
Mary says: "Now Pat, isn't there a thing I can do for you."
Pat says: "Mary, The priests been here, I've been shriven. There's nothing more to do."
Mary persists: "Pat, tis forty and more years you've taken such good care of me and the kids. There has to be one more thing I can do for you before you die."
Pat says: "Well Mary, is that one of your famous apple pies I smell baking in the oven?"
She says: "Yes it is, Pat."
He says: "Well, if I could have one more piece of your famous apple pie before I go."
She says: "The hell with you. That's for the wake."
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