"Invent A Luxury Car" joke

If Filipinos invent a luxury car, what would it be? It would be shape like a mango for aerodynamic.
Its tires would be made of spartan tsinelas.
The seat would be made of ratan.
The engine would be a carabao.
The body frame would be made of kawayan.
The cover would be made of coconut leaves.
The carpet would be banig.
It is held together by abaca.
There would be a star logo on the hood & the rear.
The mirror would be graphite rock.
The windshield would be air.
The radio would be themselves.

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