"International Phonetic Alphabet" joke
While working as a volunteer at our local Boy Scout Council office, one of the professional staff -- who was wearing street clothes instead of her usual uniform -- was talking about the International Phonetic Alphabet.
She said that she had learned it some years ago and proceeded to recite it. "Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta..."
But, when she got to the letter "U," she stumbled and asked for help.
I offered a hint: "What *aren't* you wearing today?"
"Underwear?" she replied
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After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza more...
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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol