"Innocence (4 year old girl)" joke

A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery with the door closed and fastened when her little brother arrived and expressed a desire to come in.
The following was the dialogue:
"I want to tum in, Sissy."
"But you tain't tum in, Tom."
"But I wants to."
"Well, I's in my night gown an' nurse says little boys mustn't see little girls in their night gowns."
There was a period of silence during which the astonished little boy reflected on the mystery.
It was ended by Sissy calling out: "You tan tum in now, Tom - I took it off."

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