Sissy Jokes

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    A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery with the door closed and fastened when her little brother arrived and expressed a desire to come in.
    The following was the dialogue:
    "I want to tum in, Sissy."
    "But you tain't tum in, Tom."
    "But I wants to."
    "Well, I's in my night gown an' nurse says little boys mustn't see little girls in their night gowns."
    There was a period of silence during which the astonished little boy reflected on the mystery.
    It was ended by Sissy calling out: "You tan tum in now, Tom - I took it off."

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
    her son into bed.
    She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
    voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
    "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
    "The big sissy."

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