"Ice Fishing In Canada" joke
Two old boys from Arkansas loved to fish and wanted to do some ice fishing. When they heard about it up in Canada, they decided to go up there. Just before getting to the frozen lake, they stopped at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
"We're going to need an ice pick," one of them said. So, they got that and headed on to the lake. After a couple of hours, one of them returned to the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
The fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but didn't. He sold him the ice picks and the old boy returned to the lake.
An hour later, the old boy was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The man in the bait shop couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," replied the old boy. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."
Not enough votes...