"I Need Four Runs" joke

The batsman said to the bowler,' Give me an easy one, will you? I bet a fellow in the crowd five pounds that I'd score four runs.'

The bowler did so and the batsman hit it to the boundary. Straight away, he walked for the pavilion.

'You're not out,' said the bowler,' Where are you going?'

The batsman yelled back:' I'm going to find the chap who bet me!'

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