"How do you kill a blue elephant?" joke

How do you kill a blue elephant?Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant?Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a yellow elephant?What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!

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