"Horsey Ride" joke

Little Johnny gets up in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. As he's walking past his parents bedroom, he hears a lot of moaning and groaning. Peeking in, he catches his parents 'in the act'.
Before his father has a chance to react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Yippee! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Relieved that Little Johnny wasn't asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing it as an opportunity to not break his stride, his father agrees.
Johnny hops on and his father starts going to town. Pretty soon, his mother starts moaning and gasping.
"Hang on tight, Daddy!" Little Johnny yells. "This is the part where me and the mailman usually get bucked off!"

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