"Hired A New Secretary" joke

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one monday morning, she noticed that his fly was open.

Upon leaving the room she said, "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."

He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office.

"By the way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention? "

"Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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