"Harami" joke
Why do jews stink?
because they are dirty bastards!
Why do jews have big noses?
because air is free!
Why did the jews wander the desert for 40 years before finding the promised land?
because someone lost 50 cents!!!
why do jewish women have dirty pussies?
because they are prostitutes!!
what would you have if you had 1000000 negroes on the moon?
a good start!!
a white woman was fed up of dating white men and said that she wanted to try a negro, so she goes to a bar and finds a negro and takes him home. she gets naked and lies with her legs open and says to him " do what you negroes do best", so he grabs the tv and runs away !!!
why do blondes date negroes?
to get their handbags back!!!
what happens when a naked negro with an erection runs into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour? He breaks his lips!!!
A Negro was walking down the beach one day when he sees an old lamp, he rubs it and out comes a genie, who grants him 2 wishes. The Negroes 1st wish was to be white and in an instant he was white, for his 2nd wish he said to the genie I wish I never have to work again for the rest of my life and in an instant he was black again !!!
Why do Negroes always have sex on the mind? Because they have pubic hair on their head!
Women who swallow spunk after blowjob are cannibals because they are eating part of another humans body!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!