"Gullible" joke
When you spell orange it sounds like gullible
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
funniest F****** joke ever
byya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...