"Gullible" joke

by TJ

When you spell orange it sounds like gullible

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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