"Gujju English Dictionary Tips 2" joke

For all Gujju children, understand your Parents When they say: They mean:
Isschool............................ School
Juniversity....................... University
Istawbury......................... Strawberry
Isscooter........................... Scooter
Isgrew Driver.................. Screwdriver
Kale.................... Tommorrow and Yesterday
Beetish.............................. British
Bilu................................... Blue
Phen.................................. Fan
Amrica.............................. America
Viza................................... Visa
Philam.............................. Film
Borras............................... Brush
Gero.................................. Zero
Apormant......................... Appointment
Hispotal............................ Hospital
Revind.............................. Reverse
Music Down Cur............ Turn Down the Music