"Green Backs in Spam" joke

"I am PSI.. .. PSI WAN."

"That PSI, That PSI, I do not like PSI WAN."
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"Do you like Green Backs in Spam?"

"I do not like them, PSI WAN,
I do not like Green Backs in Spam."
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"Would you like them in your box?
Will you donate your disk blocks?

"I would not like them in my box,
I will not donate my disk blocks!
I do not like Green Backs in Spam,
I do not like them, PSI WAN."
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"Do you want them in your news,
intermingled with your views?"

"I do not want them in my news;
you're way-off topic with your spews.
There is no place for them in my box,
do not dirty my disk blocks!
I really hate Green Backs in Spam,
I will not tolerate them, PSI WAN."
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"We can send them via mail,
electronic or even snail!"

"I bounce your email to "abuse
at PSI dot NET" - no use!
Stay out of my news, stay off my box.
Your using up my precious blocks.
Green Backs in Spam are really bad,
and PSI sends them out like mad!"
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PSI WAN merely smiled
and sent out the spam it had piled.
And through the blizzard, if you strain,
you can hear their grim refrain:
"All complaints are carefully routed
to dev slash null, in case you doubted."
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