"Gore, Nader, and Bush are on an airplane" joke

Gore, Nader, and Bush are on an airplane. Nader throws $100 dollars in one-dollar bills off the plane. "I just made one hundred people happy!," he exclaims with pride.
George Bush throws $1,000,000 in one-dollar bills off the plane. "I just made one-million Americans happy," he boasts, turning to Gore.
Without hesitation, Gore picks Bush up and throws him off the plane. "I just made the world happy."

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