"Good News From Doc" joke
Carla, a 41 year old biologist, comes home from the doctor and runs into her bedroom. She rips her clothes off and starts jumping up and down of her bed.
Her husband Nathan walks into the room and watches Carla for a minute.
'You look ridiculous,' Nathan says. 'What's gotten into you?'
'I just had my yearly check-up,' Carla says. 'The doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year old!'
'Yeah right, and what did he say about your 41 year old ass?' Nathan asks.
'Funny,' she says. 'Your name never came up.'
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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!