"Golfing In The Winter" joke

An American and a Scotsman were discussing playing golf during the various seasons of the year.
"Unfortunately, in the USA, we can't play golf in the winter and have to wait until spring," said the American.
"In Scotland, we can play in the winter. Snow and cold are no object to us," declared the Scotsman.
"What do you do then? Do you paint your balls black?" asked the American.
"No," replied the Scotsman, "we just put on an extra sweater."

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