"God Above" joke
One day a woman was sat in her house and the dorbell rang, she answerd it and it was jesus, he walked straight to the bedroom and had sex with the woman and once again the boorbell rang the woman thought it might have been her husband so she told jesus to get in the wardrobe and she want downstairs and opened the door and god was stood there, he walked to the bedroom and had sex with the woman and once again the doorbell rang so she told god to get on top of the wardrobe and she want downstairs and opend the door and this time it was her husband they went upstairs and had sex and after that her husband went to put some clothes on and saw jesus and he grabbed jesus by the shirt and threatened to kill im and jesus said " oh, God above " and God shouted " you GRASS!!!"
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