"Girl Answered The Knock" joke
A little girl answered the knock on the door of the farmhouse. The caller, a rather troubled looking, middle-aged man, asked to see her father.
"If you've come about the bull," she said, "he's fifty dollars. We have the papers and everything and he's guaranteed."
"Young lady," the man said, "I want to see your father."
"If that's too much," the little girl replied, "we got another bull for twenty-five dollars, and he's guaranteed, too, but he doesn't have any papers."
"Young lady," the man repeated, "I want to see your father!"
"If that's too much," said the little girl, "we got another bull for only ten dollars, but he's not guaranteed."
"I'm not here for a bull," said the man angrily. "I want to talk about your brother, Elmer. He's gotten my daughter in trouble!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the little girl. "You'll have to see Pa about that,' cause I don't know what he charges for Elmer."
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