"Gifts For Teacher" joke
It was the end of the school year and the students were giving their teacher gifts. Since she knew the professions of the kids' parents, she would guess what they got her.
When the daughter of a florist gave her a box, she held it over her head and shook it. "Let's see, are they flowers?" the teacher asked. "Wow, how did you know?" asked the little girl.
Next, the son of a candy shop owner gave her a box which she again held over her head. "Would it be candy?" asked the teacher. "How'd you know?" the boy asked.
Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the teacher could see that the box was leaking. She put her finger where it was leaking and tasted it, "Is it wine?" asked the teacher. "Nope," said Johnny.
Again she tasted it and asked, "Is it Vodka?"
Smiling, Johnny replied, "Nope. It's a puppy!"
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