"Gentleman Burglar" joke

The area had been hit with an epidemic of robberies perpetrated by the notorious gentleman burglar. One night Sally woke and shook Jim.

"Jim, there's a burglar in the house," she said.

"There is not," He said sleepily. "Go back to sleep, stupid."

Just then a man sprang from inside a closet. "There is...," he declared. "Now apologize to the lady."

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