"Gates Helps Out" joke
A Sales Representative was sitting in the airport's VIP Lounge and Bill Gates was also there, sitting across the room.
The Sales Rep. noticed Gates, walked over to him and said, "Sir, I'm a Sales Representative and I'm waiting here to meet with one of my clients. This client is a very important one and I need to impress him at any cost to close the deal."
"What can I do to help you?" Gates asked.
"When I'm talking with my client, could you just come over, tap me on the shoulder and say, 'Hi, Ray'?" asked the Rep.
"Sure," Gates replied.
A few minutes later, the client arrived. The Sales Rep. and his client were talking when Gates walked over, tapped the Rep. on the shoulder and said, "Hi, Ray."
"Get lost, Gates! I'm in a meeting!" replied the Sales Rep.
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