"From Russia With Love" joke

In a Kremlin courtyard last week, Russian president Vladimir Putin lifted up a young boy's shirt and kissed him on his bare stomach in front of a large crowd.
"He seemed to me very independent, very serious, but at the same time a boy is always vulnerable. He was very sweet. I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten," Putin said, smiling.
Moscow residents seemed to find this explanation sufficient.
In response, Michael Jackson immediately packed his bags, denounced Rocky IV and remastered Thriller in Russian.

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