"Fishing In Michigan" joke
Trying to sell his new and totally omniscient computer to the youthful businessman, the inventor invited his skeptical client to ask it a question-any question. The executive sat down and typed out his query: "WHERE IS MY FATHER?"
The machine rapidly printed the reply: " YOUR FATHER is FISHING IN MICHIGAN."
"This contraption doesn't know what it's talking about," bellowed the prospective customer. "My father's been dead for twenty years."
Certain that his creation was infallible, the scientist suggested, "Why don't you ask the same question in a different form?"
The chap then confidently typed: "WHERE IS MY MOTHER'S HUSBAND?"-to which the mechanical brain answered: "YOUR mother's HUSBAND HAS BEEN DEAD FOR TWENTY YEARS. YOUR FATHER HAS JUST LANDED A THREE-POUND TROUT."
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