"Eye-Popping Tongue Twister" joke
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours? Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest tits in the world was there. So, instead of saying' I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said' I'd like a Picket to Tittsburgh.' And then she socked me one." First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife:' Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said:'You ruined my life you fuckin' bitch!'"
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