"Experimental Pill" joke
A woman went to her doctor complaining that her husband was losing interest in sex.
The doctor gave her a pill, warning her that it was still in the experimental stages. "Just slip this into his mashed potatoes," the doctor instructed. "Let me know if it helps."
About a week later, she returned to the doctor.
"Doc, the pill worked great," she said. "I put it in his mashes potatoes just as you suggested. A few minutes later, he jumped up, threw all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my clothing and ravaged me right there on the table!"
"I'm sorry," replied the doctor, "we had no idea the pill was that strong. We would be happy to pay for any damages."
"Oh, don't worry about it," she replied, "We won't be going back to that restaurant again."
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