"Ethnic plane" joke

There are four men in a cargo plane, a British man, a Frenchman, and American and an Arab. The plane is very heavily loaded, and is falling to the earth. They unload all the cargo, and the plane is still too heavy. So with stron country pride, the British man jumps off and yells, "God save the queen!" The Frenchman, not to be outdone, jumps out next and yells, "Viva la France!" Now just the American and the Arab are there. One of them has to jump out. So with great patriotism, the American throws the Arab out and yells, "Remember 9/11!"

Two scientists are talking in a lab one day and one says to the other, "Wait till you see my latest discovery. It'll blow your mind!" Naturally intrigued, the second scientist asks for a demonstration of this amazing discovery. At his request, the first scientist gets more...

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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side more...

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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people-many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women-ooops, "women more...

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Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came more...

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Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, more...

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