"Escaping from a lion" joke

Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. 2nd guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion" 1st guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!

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