"Elephant With Thorn" joke

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the elephant says, “Help me, help me. ” But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her. Replies the elephant, “Anything! Anything! ”
So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoy himself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, who witnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequently he fell out of the tree on top of the elephant.
Says the elephant: “Ouch! ”
Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: “Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!! ”

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