"Election bumper stickers from Babylon 5" joke

Shadows in '96 - Let's just get it over with.
Zathras in '96 - Other parties not very good with numbers, either.
Shadows in '96 - Just tell us what you want.
Sinclair in '96 - He's the One for the job.
Lennier in '96 - He'll serve you faithfully as long as he's alive.
Delenn in '96 - It's time for a =real= change.
Londo in '96 - He's stunning in purple!
You will know fear. Then you will know pain.
Then you will vote... for G'Kar in '96.
Sheridan in '96 - He has always been here.
Ivanova in '96 - You will NOT ignore Ivanova's recommendations!
Garibaldi in '96 - Because you can't trust anyone else.
Kosh in '96 - Yes.
Sheridan / Kosh in '96 - Stay close to the Vorlon.
Morden in '96 - You know it's what you want.
Kosh in '96 - You are ready now.
Bester in '96:
Winters in '96 - She will move you.
Green Drazi in '96 - Green Drazi win. You win. Everybody win.
Kosh '96 - The avalanche has already started!
Ivanova in '96 - Because God is on her side...
Londo in '96 - His shoes aren't so tight anymore...
Bester in '96 - He is our mother and our father...
Takashima in '96 - She'll send you a fruit basket...
Vir in '96 - Nothing bothers him anymore...
Ironheart in '96 - He has Become...
Na'Toth in '96 - Someone's got to watch our backs.
13 in '96 - We're all hers now...
Talia Winters in '96 - The gloves are off!
Kosh in '96 - And so it begins.
Clarke in '96 - It's out of our hands now.
Delenn in '96 - She's the stuff that stars are made of.
Londo in '96 - Not too great a price for immortality.
Talia Winters in '96 - She is The Future.
G'Kar in '96 - We must answer the challenges laid before us.
Sheridan in '96 - It's just not fair, is it...?
Pak'ma'ra in '96 - They'll eat their losses!

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