"E-mail Acronyms explained" joke

Acronym: whrthfckuben?
Previously long phrase: "Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?"
Acronym: utypliksht
Previously long phrase: "Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?"
Acronym: ugoturhdupyrass?
Previously long phrase: "Are you sure about that?"
Acronym: sowenugtoutofjail?
Previously long phrase: "So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?"
Acronym: tkurabbrevsandshuvem
Previously long phrase: "Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"
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