"Dumb robbers" joke

A true story that happened in Prague about 15 years ago.
A gang "visited" an office during the night to pick up the safe but they could not open it.
To revenge, they took all keys they found in the office and went to throw them in the river. They were arrested just after they got rid of the last one, only some key tags remained in their pockets.
One of them read: "Keys for the safe."

A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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