"Dumb Kansas Laws" joke

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Dodge City It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. All places of business must provide a horse water troft Lawrence All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat. Russell Musical car horns are banned Salina It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. Topeka The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Wichita Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.

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