"Dumb Blondes" joke

A blonde, burnett and red head walked in to a bar and saw a sing it said you can win a million dollars. They asked "
how can we win that cash."
The bar tender responder"
go into the chicks bathing room and look directly in the 3rd mirror and tell it what you think you are. if your right a million dollars will spit in 100$bills. If your wrong you'll be sucked in the mirror.
so the burnett walks in first and says "
I think I think I'm the richest girl in the bar"
and a million dollars spews out.
then the red head walks and to the 3rd mirror and says "
I think I think I'm the smartest girl in the bar"
and 1000000 dollars poped out.
Then the blonde goes in and right to the third mirror looks striaght at it and says "
I think I think"
shazam and she got sucked in to the mirror.

there were three girls running from the police a red head, a burnett and a blonde the brown head girl said we have got to find a place to hide then the burnett pointed out three barrles. They jumped in the brown head was in a barrlel of cats the burnett in a barrel of dogs and more...

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