"Duck joke" joke

a duck walks into a bar jumps onto the barstool and asks the bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no so the duck comes in the next day and goes to the same bar jumps up onto the same barstool and asks the same bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no so he comes in the next day and asks the same bartender got any grapes? and the bartender says no and if you come in again and ask if I have any grapes I will nail your feet to the ground! so the next day the duck comes in again and asks the bartender got any nails? and the bartender says no so the duck says in that case got any grapes?

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