"Doormat" joke

The evening had been going very well, but now, at the critical moment, the girl wouldn't let the playboy into her apartment. Her excuse was thin: "My roommate's home."
Bitter, her date said, "In other words, I'm supposed to ignore this doormat that says Welcome?"
"Of course, silly," she laughed. "There certainly isn't room enough for us on that!"

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