"Dog Wash, The" joke
A blonde, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the blonde if she hada lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the blonde said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the blonde was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the blonde was back in the store to buy something else. The grocer asked the blonde how her dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the blonde said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the blonde replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the rinse cycle!"
Not enough votes...