"Dog One Liners" joke

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money.

The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?

I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed."

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.