"Do you want to go to heaven?" joke

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven? ”
The man said, “I do Father. ”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall. ”
Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to got to heaven? ”
“Certainly, Father, ” was the man’s reply.
“Then stand over there against the wall, ” said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven? ”
O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father. ”
The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven? ”
O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now. ”

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