"Diamonds" joke

"Pardon me," said a transatlantic traveler to his neighbor, "but I couldn't help noticing the diamond you're wearing on your finger."

"Thank you, replied the expensively dressed young woman next to him. "It's the Culbertson Diamond. you may have heard of it - it comes with a curse."

"What curse?" the traveler asked.

The woman sighed. "Mr. Cultertson."

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