"Definitions" joke

There are loads of definitions for things and if you noices they are all way out 1 here are the REAL definitons for the following words!
Adolecense: the period in one's life between puberty and adultery.

Adults: people who have stopped growing up and started growing out.

Catacomb: a comb for a cat.

Dogma: the mother of puppies.

Myth: an unmarried female with a lisp.

Octopus: an eight-sided cat.

Stastican: a person who if you stick your feet in an oven and your head in a refrigorator will tell you that, on average you are very comfortable.