"Dead Lawyer In The Road" joke
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman pinscher.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
Because people could not tell which side to spit on.
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and asks "Do you serve Lawyers here?"
"We sure do", the bar tender answered.
"Good," the man says "I? ll have a beer and my croc will have a lawyer".
Why does the Law Society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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