"Cut Backs" joke
Due to cut backs, a company manager was instructed by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Judy or Jack. It was going to be a tough decision for him since Judy had been a devoted employee for a number of years and Jack was a good worker with a family to support.
The manager tossed and turned the whole night, trying to decide which one it would be. Finally, he came to the decision that it would be the first one who came to work the followng day.
The next morning, the manager was waiting at the office to see which one of the two would arrive first. At 8:50 Judy walked into the office. The manager approached her and said, "I have a very difficult decision to make. I either have to lay you or Jack off."
"Oh, jack-off," Judy replied. "I've got a migraine."
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