"Cow Priced Like A Car" joke
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows: BASIC COW.................................................$499. 9Shipping and handling....................................... 35. 75Extra Stomach................................................. 79. 25Two Tone Exterior.......................................... 142. 10Produce Storage Compartment....................... 126. 50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper............................. 189. 60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System............. 149. 20Automatic Fly Swatter....................................... 88. 50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery........................... 179. 90Deluxe Dual Horns............................................ 59. 25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment........................ 339. 404X4 Traction Drive Assembly........................... 884. 16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb............................. 69. 80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:. ......$2, 843. 3Additional Dealer Adjustments:. ........................... 300. 00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options).........$3, 143. 36
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