"Cool REAL Signs!" joke
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a Plumbers truck:"We repair what your husband tried to fix." On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout"Door of a plastic surgeon's office:"Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?" At a towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an electrician's truck"Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door:"Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff." In a podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels." On a fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop:"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." In a veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"At the electric company:"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
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