"Confucius says (III):" joke
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. A girl's best asset is her' lie'ability. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. (hehehe - ^v^) Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Elevator smell different to midget. Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth
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