"Cinderella" joke

What's a true Cinderella? A woman who sucks and fucks all night long, and at midnight she turns into a six-pack of beer and a ham sandwich.
Not to be confused with a "total woman". That's a woman with a Black & Decker vibrator with a kick starter.

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