"Christmas Question And Answer 18" joke

Q: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A: Elephanta Claus!
Q: How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
A: Stacks!
Q: Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A: Because he's Sooty!

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